Maybe Find Some Pants That Fit

Sometimes a person gets out of bed and makes some poor decisions when getting dressed. Hopefully, this man accidentally grabbed his wife’s thong and didn’t mean to go to the store looking like this.
It’s not just the thong, it’s also the skin-tight shorts that don’t fit right. If the bottoms covered his behind as they should, no one would even know he had a thong on. That makes me think that he wanted people to see and wanted the attention.