Camille Moore
Somebody Isn’t Having Fun
This woman doesn’t even flinch, not a single bead of sweat or a hint of a changed expression when her Splash Mountain ride goes into a free fall. I mean, I used to think it was straight-up impossible to keep a poker face on these thrill rides. But then, boom, here she is, proving that not only is it doable, but it’s the ultimate level of cool.
She’s rewriting the amusement park handbook with her stone-cold expression amidst all that plummeting madness. It’s like she’s got a secret anti-scream shield or something.