Bruno Pugh
Your passport may be tucked away, but your tourist tendencies? They’re waving like a neon sign. Locals can spot visitors from miles away thanks to subtle—and sometimes glaring—clues. This list unpacks the tell-tale signs, from your wardrobe to your dining habits, that broadcast “tourist” loud and clear.
Overdressing for the Weather
Tourist energy shines through when someone prepares for a polar vortex while locals enjoy light jackets. Visitors often overpack like they’re prepping for a week on Mars. Locals, with their sixth sense of climate, dress effortlessly. The difference in how they dress is more noticeable than you’d think.
Clutching a Giant Map or Guidebook
Holding a map larger than your face often signals you’re unfamiliar with the area. Locals typically rely on GPS or memory, leaving paper maps behind. To blend in, skip the oversized map and use your phone for directions instead.
Walking Too Slowly
Pedestrian traffic is all about rhythm, and nothing disrupts it like a slow-moving visitor. Locals are pros at weaving through crowds, and matching their pace will help you blend in. Instead of meandering through sidewalks, try to soak in the sights without slowing everyone down.
Mispronouncing Local Words
Language slip-ups can quickly reveal your outsider status. Mispronouncing words like “croissant” as “cruh-sant” might lead to a chuckle, but a little preparation can make a big difference. Learning a few key phrases helps you blend in and can even earn you a friendly smile.
Paying Full Price for Everything
Overpaying for basic items like coffee is an unmistakable tourist move. When it comes to avoiding overpriced spots and finding deals, locals have the inside track. If you research smart spending options, you can save money and avoid looking like you’re fresh off a sightseeing tour.
Taking Photos of Everyday Things
Photographs of mailboxes, fire hydrants, and stray animals might feel exciting to visitors, but locals won’t understand the fascination. To them, it’s just another Tuesday. Embrace the spontaneity of your surroundings and capture what feels meaningful to you—after all, it’s your experience.
Wearing Brand-New Hiking Gear Everywhere
Freshly creased jackets and spotless boots in the city scream, “I’m just visiting.” Experienced travelers opt for practical, well-worn clothing that suits their everyday routines. Unless you’re preparing for extreme conditions, casual attire will help you feel more at ease and blend in seamlessly.
Asking for Ketchup with Every Meal
The moment you ask for ketchup to accompany a dish meant to stand alone, locals notice. Regional specialties are crafted to shine without condiments. Trust the local flavors and resist drowning your meal in red sauce—you might just discover a new favorite way to eat.
Wearing Branded Souvenir Clothing
Airport-bought souvenir apparel immediately identifies you as a visitor. Locals typically reserve such items for lounging at home rather than wearing them around town. If blending in is your goal, save the tourist merch for when you’re back home swapping stories.
Being the Loudest in the Room
A loud voice in a quiet café instantly draws attention for all the wrong reasons. People tend to keep their volume low, especially in public spaces. When you adopt their subtle approach, you’ll help yourself to avoid becoming the center of unwanted stares. The act of blending in often starts with simply lowering your tone.